7.05.2011

All I draw is smut.


Gosh. I should give up college and spend my life illustrating Fanny Hill, y/n?

And now, a hilarious excerpt of the aforementioned, courtesy of wikipedia:
"...and now, disengag’d from the shirt, I saw, with wonder and surprise, what? not the play-thing of a boy, not the weapon of a man, but a maypole of so enormous a standard, that had proportions been observ’d, it must have belong’d to a young giant. Its prodigious size made me shrink again; yet I could not, without pleasure, behold, and even ventur’d to feel, such a length, such a breadth of animated ivory! perfectly well turn’d and fashion’d, the proud stiffness of which distended its skin, whose smooth polish and velvet softness might vie with that of the most delicate of our sex, and whose exquisite whiteness was not a little set off by a sprout of black curling hair round the root, through the jetty sprigs of which the fair skin shew’d as in a fine evening you may have remark’d the clear light ether through the branchwork of distant trees over-topping the summit of a hill: then the broad and blueish-cast incarnate of the head, and blue serpentines of its veins, altogether compos’d the most striking assemblage of figure and colours in nature. In short, it stood an object of terror and delight."

Doesn't archaic language make you hot?

1 comment:

Ricky Cometa said...

i'm gonna be honest with you, i only read half of it.. but sureeee sounds hot...

haha awesome art though, i think whatever you choose to do you'll kick ass!